Real.

Yep. Each megatooth here is naturally fossilized and hand recovered from the Atlantic seabed by yours truly.

The secret to maintaining astonishing features is in the process: 

1. Carefully collected and kept in fresh water (chemical soaking dulls surfaces).
2. Ocean deposits removed with gentle brushing and precision.
3. Natural oils applied to combat dryness and revitalize. 

Beautifully unaltered and 100% authentic to experience as nature made them!

Absolutely. Each listing includes detailed photos and descriptions. 

• Photographs: Pictures aren't doctored or changed. 
  • I head to the beach for pictures because it's best to view a megatooth in sunlight. 
  • Even better, I encourage owners to wet them in bright/sunlight. A great way to experience the same magic—and show them off! 

• Descriptions: I carefully log dives and finds after each trip.
  • Depth gives awesome stratigraphic info about an area's rocks, minerals, and fossils.
  • Incredible O. megalodon size estimations are based on the most recent model(s).

Why are some $30 and others over $2,000?

• Fossilization, growth and survival make the biggest megalodon teeth incredibly rare—especially in good condition. Prices reflect that reality.

How do you know what they’re worth?

• It’s grounded in data. *Nerd alert!*
• Bigger teeth get harder to find—fast. 
• High-quality condition is even crazier. 

• To price them fairly, I built a pricing model based on a logarithmic regression that explains nearly 90% of real-world variation. Value begins at the constant e powered to a base multiplier (ß₀) then scales with size on a power curve (ß₁), reflecting nature's true increase in rarity!:

• Price = eᵝ⁰ × (Size)ᵝ¹ × ß₂(Condition) × ß₃(Special features) × ß₄(Completeness)

• Where: 
  • Size is measured in slant height: the longest line from tip to root.
  • Condition considers enamel, root, bourlette, tip, and serrations.
  • Special features include unique coloring, minerals, coral, etc.
  • Completeness asks if it has an intact tip, visible bourlette, and all 3 points.
  • Displayed megateeth get ~20% for craftsmanship and material.

Pretty cool! Is it negotiable?

• Not really—prices are already reduced (from a lowered ß₀ 🤓) but if you're serious about a piece, reach out. If something speaks to you, we'll figure it out. 

Do they ever change?

• Occasionally. Most prices stay steady, but I do adjust if a piece deserves a new home.

Sometimes. If you’re looking for something specific—size, color, mount style—don't hesitate.

Sure! I can't make any promises with customs though, or be held responsible. (They'll also need contact info.)